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Another visit with Scott Aukerman

Comedy Bang Bang’s Scott Aukerman made his record-breaking 12th appearance on the show to promote Comedy Bang Bang live at the Chicago Theater on September 8th.  Highlights in the convenient form of a transcript are below, with the full audio underneath (Note: all of the typos and errors generated by Transcription Bot 2.0 have now been corrected by human eyes and fingers.)

Ryan Gatenby:   It’s the Big Wakeup Call. I’m Ryan Gatenby and time to get to my next guest. From Comedy Bang Bang, it’s Scott Aukerman!  Hey, Scott!

Scott Aukerman:  Hey, Ryan!

RG: Scott, good morning, and I appreciate you joining me today. This actually is my 2000th show.

SA: Whoa, congratulations! How many have been good, do you think?

RG: Well, let’s see. You’ve been on about 0.6% so I’d say 1% ?

SA: I’ve done over 600 episodes of my show, Comedy Bang Bang, and I think you are at a higher level of success than I am, honestly.

RG: Oh, nonsense. Because I’m not doing a live show at the Chicago Theater in September.

SA: That is true. Although if you were doing it on the same night, there would be some sort of booking screwup and that would be horrible. But yeah, September 8th, a Sunday night, we’re doing a live episode.

RG: But live at the Chicago Theater, which is a huge place by the way, we’re talking like 3,600 seats. Is this one of the largest theaters or arenas that you’ve done a live show?

SA: You know what, just the other day at Clusterfest, I did a live episode of a show for 8,500 people. And that is definitely the biggest one that I’ve done at this point. So, you know, over 3000 — who cares?

RG: When you’re doing a show like this – is this strictly a live taping? Is this going to be a future episode of Comedy Bang Bang? Or is this a standalone show by itself?

SA: Well, we always do it as a standalone show. It just kind of exists for the people who were there. If we release it later as a podcast, it’s purely for people who are interested, but we’re not aiming it at them.

You know, like when you go see a live taping of a television show, you’re just kind of there as a fly on the wall for what is intended to be on television. This is intended for the audience itself and we don’t really care if anyone’s listening outside of it.

RG: Well, then are you inviting audience participation, or do people have to like hold their applause and laughter until after the conclusion of the show?

SA: No, we have a policy where, if you find something funny, you definitely laugh out loud, sort of a “ha ha” kind of thing. And if you’re ever confused by anything,  you can shout up at the stage “huh?” Just any human reaction you have, try to find a vocal sound that goes along with it, and shout it out as loud as you can.

That’s the Comedy Bang Bang promise, that we’ll get to everyone. We’ll hear everyone’s complaints, everyone’s compliments, all 3000 of them. We want to hear from you.

RG: I thought you didn’t care about what people thought about the last episode.

SA: Is that something I said before?

RG: I think it was on Twitter.

SA: Okay. I remember that. Yes, that used to be in my tagline because I got way too many people critiquing the show every week telling me what I did wrong. And as you know, Ryan, every episode you do is going to be someone’s favorite and someone’s least favorite, but you don’t really need to hear from the least favorites every single day of your life. Otherwise, why do it?

RG: Well, you give so much of yourself into each show. It’s hard not to take it personally.

SA: It’s less about taking it personally and it’s more just about like, why do you want to every single day of your life — like most people who have jobs, other than maybe waiters and servers, aren’t told constantly how bad they are at it. I mean, if you are, you need to look at another career.

But for some reason, with Twitter we’ve given everyone our personal email addresses and people like to tell us what we’re doing wrong all the time. So, you know, I would prefer not to hear it.

RG: So what is the format? What’s the setup of the live show? Are you, center stage on stools? Are you standing at vintage microphones and doing like an old time radio show?

SA: We’re definitely not center stage. We’re trying it this time from up in the rafters.

RG: How many trailers are you taking on this tour? Do you have lights and sound and pyro?

SA: Yeah, pyro is a big one, which if people out there don’t know exactly what that stands for, it’s an acronym which stands for… pretty… yelling…relationship organisms.

Basically, we have life model decoys of men and women who are very upset with people with whom they’re in relationships and we unleash them upon the audience. And, you know, if you can trick one of them into falling in love with you, then you can take it home.

RG: So you’re encouraging deceit and chicanery.

SA: Oh, of course. I mean, look, the only reason we get into this business is because someone tricked us. You know, sometimes our parents when we’re young, they trick us by saying like, “oh, you were really good in that school play.”

RG: That’s true.

SA:  Look, lady show business is a cruel, harsh mistress and you have to wonder why you’re really doing it at the end of the day. And I’m hoping that the show on September 8th at the Chicago Theater will kind of just crystallize that for all the performers involved.

RG: Are you doing just one show per night, or do you have like a regular show at seven and then you come back and do the blue show?

SA: We are, yeah. The blue show is really difficult because ever since Blue Man Group was a big sensation in Las Vegas, people want people to put on blue makeup and do the second show dressed as them. And it’s time consuming.

I dunno what takes longer,  putting it on or getting it off – ha ha ha! – but it’s what people expect. So, everyone is invited to come to the first show and then no one is there for the second show.  We just do it for ourselves.

RG: Do you have all of your guests on stage at once or is it like the podcast, where you’ll have a regular guest and then some eccentric oddball walks out?

SA: You know, I don’t know what is going on with my show. If you’ve never heard Comedy Bang Bang, the podcast, it’s an interview show where I talk to – I don’t know how else to put this, but interesting people.

And then I would say nine times out of 10, if not 10 times out of 10, the show gets derailed with these unusual guests that my producer somehow ends up booking.  And I would say the first 20% of the show is professional, and then it just devolves into chaos. So I’m hoping that does not happen during the show at the Chicago Theater because I’d just feel like my show was cursed or something.

RG: So you’re saying there’s cursing in the show.

SA: There’s cursing. Yes. It’s a rated XXX or triple X’s, as they say. We’e basically just describing pornography the entire time.

RG: It’s Comedy Bang Bang live at the Chicago Theater on Sunday, September 8th, featuring – I assume you’re the host?

SA: I am considering coming out and doing this show.  Basically someone just needs to make me an offer

RG: Comedy Bang Bang, live at the Chicago Theater on Sunday, September 8th, featuring probably, more or less, Scott Aukerman. Scott, always a pleasure to have you on the show.

SA: Ryan. Thank you so much, and with whatever you end up doing, in your old age, I look forward to hearing from you again.

The Big Wakeup Call’s 2018 End-of-the-year Show!

Screen Shot 2018-12-21 at 2.05.52 PMIt’s The Big Wakeup Call’s 2018 End-of-the-Year Show, celebrating yet another year of how we inexplicably continue to be allowed to do this show.  Ryan invited many of his favorite guests to call in, and those who actually returned his call were Scott Aukerman, Ben Gleib, Dylan Brody, Heather Cocks & Jessica Morgan, and Bill McCormick!

This episode is brought to you by Diphenhydramine Hydrochloride.  Diphenhydramine, just as potent as ammonium sulfonate, only with a little more salicylic acid.

If you’d like to skip ahead to the interviews, you could try:

Scott Aukerman 5:22

Ben Gleib  12:55

Dylan Brody  19:10

Heather & Jessica 27:00

Bill McCormick 35:00

 

Paget Brewster

page-brewsterPaget Brewster joined the show to talk about her new movie The Witch Files.  Did she get to shadow any actual witches and/or witch hunters to prepare for her role?  We also discussed Criminal Minds and working with Paul F. Tompkins on The Thrilling Adventure Hour.  Plus: an inside look at the making of a Drunk History segment.

A few minutes with Scott Aukerman from Comedy Bang! Bang!

Scott AukermanComedy Bang! Bang!’s Scott Aukerman joined our prestigious 10-Timers Club when he called in as a special guest for our 8th Anniversary and 1800th show.  After giving us the heartiest of congratulations, Scott talked about the history of Comedy Bang! Bang! and gave us an exclusive look at the making of an episode!  Highlights of the interview are below, followed by the full audio of our chat.

Ryan Gatenby:  I’m so happy my next guest could join us for The Big Wakeup Call’s 8th Anniversary and 1800th show.  He’s making his 10th appearance, which means he’s now been a part of .56 percent of all of our shows.  Host of Comedy Bang! Bang!  and other podcasts, it’s Scott Aukerman.  Hi, Scott!

Scott Aukerman:  Hi, Ryan.  So glad I could be on less than one percent of your shows.

Ryan:  Scott, how many podcasts do you have now?  You’ve got Comedy Bang! Bang!,  there’s one about R.E.M., you’ve got one about three-ways…

Scott: I mean, they’re all about three-ways when you really think about it.  Yeah, I have three podcasts coming out a week, but I think some of them are going to end, but Comedy Bang! Bang!  is the main one, yeah.

Ryan: Is it hard to come up with crowd-pleasing catch phrases for multiple podcasts, then?

Scott: It really is.  I mean, I think the catch phrase we have for the R.E.M. is “This is good, uh, rock and roll music.”  I mean, that’s craftsmanship right there.  That takes a while to figure out how to get the entire world saying that.  But yeah, basically I go into every show trying to figure out what would look good on a t-shirt, and I just try to execute after that.

Ryan:  Scott, we are beginning our 9th year of The Big Wakeup Call; you are now in year 10 of Comedy Bang! Bang! ?

Scott: Yeah, it’s not the 10th anniversary, technically, but after the 9th anniversary you go into year 10, so I guess you’re right.

Ryan:  You started that off — you were doing that on the radio.

Scott:  I did, much like yourself — assuming this is a radio show — I was on Indie 103.1 for a year, and then I just decided to put it out myself.

Ryan:  Were you like a regular radio show?  Were you taking requests and giving away tickets to caller number 9?

Scott:  Well, usually it was caller number 8, but everything else was pretty spot on.  We were doing traffic on the 1’s.  It was a pretty standard format.  In fact, if you listen to the archives, the first year of Comedy Bang! Bang! is basically just a drive-time radio show.

Ryan: Oh, I can’t.  I don’t have a premium subscription to Stitcher.

Scott:  Oh, that’s far too bad, and I have so many free ones I’m willing to give away.  Unfortunately, I don’t have those codes in front of me currently.

Ryan:  Does it help you directly if I get a new website or buy stamps or try on some glasses or order a mattress?

Scott:  It really does.  I think doing all of them at the same time as well as maybe eating some Hello Fresh — I think all of that at the same time on the same day, my show would be incredibly profitable.  So yeah, any of those things.  They don’t even have to be from one of my sponsors.  Just doing those things — wearing glasses.  Anyone who wears glasses helps the show out.

Ryan: Scott, over the past decade, there have been some very successful, critically acclaimed podcasts that have run out of steam after a few dozen episodes.  Is it through sheer force of will or just a drive to succeed that you’ve been able to keep going for so long?

Scott:  Are you talking about Serial running out of steam?  Is that what you’re trying to say?

Ryan: Maybe.

Scott:  That’s very backhanded of you.  I don’t know.  I want to keep doing it as long as I keep having fun doing it, and I am having fun doing it, so I’m going to keep doing it.

Ryan:  Scott, how long does it take you to produce an episode of Comedy Bang! Bang! ?  From booking your guests, you have to arrange their flights and hotel accommodations, and you’ve got to get them their per diems.  Then you’re writing, rehearsing, dress rehearsing, giving notes, recording, editing — it sounds like a very complicated process.

Scott:  Well, a typical episode is about 80 minutes, and we try to record it in 40.  We talk twice as fast, and then we slow it down for the actual podcast.  So, yeah, in addition to everything that you’re talking about, it’s probably a 6 month process beginning to end.

Ryan:  Scott, it is always a pleasure to have you on The Big Wakeup Call, and thanks for calling in today.

Scott:  Ryan, congratulations on 8 years.  May there be another couple of months of this thing.  Whatever you can squeeze out of it.

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End-of-the-Year Spectacular Cavalcade of Giggles Plugfest 2017 Part 1: Scott Aukerman

PLUGFESTOn The Big Wakeup Call’s End-of-the-Year Spectacular Cavalcade of Giggles Plugfest 2017, I chat with some of my favorite guests and close, personal friends who wouldn’t dream of taking such a tender occasion to plug their projects. First to call in was my very good pal Scott Aukerman,  marking his 9th appearance on the show.   We discussed secret identities, a name change for Comedy Bang Bang, Scott talking less about himself on the show, looking back on 2017 and ahead to 2018, and exactly how much money Scott made on 2017.  Maybe it’s just me, but for me, this was a fun interview.

Scott Aukerman

Scott AukermanScott Aukerman made his record-shattering 8th appearance on our Show, this time talking about “Michael Bolton’s Big Sexy Valentine’s Day Special,” which he co-directed and co-executive produced and is out now on Netflix. We discussed the origin of the special, why Comedy Bang! Bang’s signature mix of comedy, love and music made for a perfect match with Michael Bolton, and why this special could and should be a significant part of a romantic weekend.  Plus:  favorite lines from Comedy Bang! Bang!, filming in Australia on Christmas Day, and a medical explanation of male excitement.

Scott Aukerman

Scott Aukerman is our all-time favorite guest, racking up an impressive seven appearances on The Big Wakeup Call.  Scott called in to talk about the final 10 episodes of Comedy Bang! Bang!, which returns to IFC at 10pm Central tomorrow night (10/28).  Scott also discussed a top-secret new project, his international tour, and the AV Club.

Transcript:

Ryan Gatenby: Our next guest is the host of Comedy Bang! Bang!, which returns to wrap up its final season tomorrow night at 10 Central on IFC.  Of course, it’s Scott Aukerman.  Scott, welcome back to the show!

Scott Aukerman:  Ryan, how are you?  Thank you so much for having me back.

Ryan:   Scott, maybe you’ve had time to process what the end of the show means to you, but as we approach the premiere again, are you feeling emotional?

Scott:  I’m feeling emotions, yes.  Emotions like hate and anger –

Ryan:  Oh, no!

Scott:  You know, I kind of just finished putting them together and editing them, so they actually haven’t been done for a while, so I’m just getting out of it on the other side.  You know, when I announced it was the final episode, it was actually very nice to see the outpouring of support for the show.   When you’re doing a show, you don’t really get the sense that anyone is even watching it a lot of times, because people take it for granted, but when you announce you’re leaving, everyone pulls out the tear wagons, so that was nice to see that the show means so much to people.

Ryan:  Well, like a lot of fans of the show, I’m excited to have these new episodes, but also a little sad that it’s ending.   Have you thought about doing any counseling or giving any advice on reconciling people’s mixed feelings?

Scott:  Well, yeah, that’s the promise that we always said when we started the show is “Look, we all know everything has to end, but once it does, I’m available for grief counseling.” Individual grief counseling.  I mean, if people want to do couples grief counseling, that’s fine, but I would rather do it one-on-one with each fan of the show, so if you’re a fan of the show and you’re upset about it, just hit me up and we’ll schedule a session.   We want to get really deep on this.   I also have to admit that I am also a licensed sex therapist, so some of that may actually come up in our sessions.   But yeah, I’ll definitely be available to anybody who needs me.

Ryan:  Are there going to be any loss triggers, then, in these final episodes, or are we just going to have to pick up on clues or veiled references that the show would be ending?

Scott:  Well, what I wanted to do was – you know, a lot of people weren’t satisfied with the end of the TV show “Lost,” and I wanted to do a good version of that, so we just pick right back up on the island in this last season, and instead of it being about some mystical river that heals people and two ancient weirdos who are in charge of everything, we’re going to reveal – and I hope you don’t mind if I spoil it for you – but the island is a spaceship.

Ryan:  What???

Scott:  Yeah.  That’s what “Lost” should have done.

Ryan:  Now, I would have thought your series finale would either be a star-studded clip show, or you would do a tearful, wistful reminiscence with just you on a stool center stage by yourself.

Scott:  We were going to do that, but we could not find a stool, and we didn’t have a stool budget, so the entire episode you’ll notice every single person is standing the entire episode, and that’s simply because we didn’t have the budget.  I don’t think anyone has ever seen an episode of television where people stand the entire time, but I hope they’re ready for it.

Ryan:  Well, what if this whole standing thing catches on?   Are you ready to go immediately into production with a new theme and a new format?

Scott:  Yeah!  That’s what we’re hoping. Everyone does a final episode hoping that it’s so popular that people go,”Ah, forget it!  Come on back.”  So that’s what we’re hoping to do.  This is sort of a fake out.  This is not the final season.  Let me be honest with you:  we’re just trying to drum up interest any way we can.  It’s five seasons in.  Just watch this one and we’ll be back next year.  Don’t worry about it.

Ryan:  Oh, well, I was going to ask if the Smithsonian had requested a piece of your set or one of your sweaters.  But if not, do you get to keep any of that stuff?  Can you set it up in your house like Kramer did with the old Merv Griffin set?

Scott:  Yeah, you know, the Smithsonian wanted some stuff, but I basically looked around the set and I said I just want Weird Al Yankovic, so they gave him to me, and he’s here in my office right now.   I have to feed him, certainly, but that’s the only downside, really.

Ryan:  So at some point when Weird Al signed on to be your bandleader, there was something in that contract where he signed away all personal rights to you?

Scott:  Yeah, he’s just part of the set.  We didn’t have the money — he’s a huge star, but we didn’t have the money to pay him his actual fee for performing, so we said let’s get around this by just having you be a part of the set, and we’ll pay you like we pay the couch.  Unfortunately for him, when he read the contract, he realized that we can treat him like a part of the set, and so I’m sitting on him currently.

Ryan:  We should mention – and no further spoilers other than what should have happened on “Lost,” please – but what are we going to see on tomorrow night’s episodes?

Scott:  Tomorrow night we have two episodes, one at 10 (Central) and one at 10:30 (Central).  Kaley Cuoco from “The Big Bang Theory” is the guest on the first one, and then we’re doing our annual Halloween episode for the second one, and that’s Gillian Jacobs from “Community.”  We have a theme this year:  she’s dressed up as Pee-Wee Herman, and I’m dressed up as Ace Ventura, and Weird Al Yankovic is dressed up as Austin Powers.   And the usual craziness happens with laughs galore.

Ryan:  Do you realize if you get like one-tenth of one percent of “The Big Bang Theory” audience tuning in, you guys will be launched into the stratosphere?

Scott:  Oh, yeah!  I mean, that’s the only reason to have these guests on.  We say, “Hey, can you bring along ANY of your fans?”  And they always say no, but we keep trying.

Ryan:  Scott, I saw you recently did an international podcast tour for Comedy Bang! Bang!  Were you surprised at all by how overseas audiences really get what you do?

Scott:   Yeah, because no one gets it here in the States, so it was a welcome change of pace.  It was fun – we went to four different countries, including the U.S.  We went to Australia, England and Canada.  It’s pretty amazing that for this kind of dumb little show that I do we can have thousands of people come out in different countries – it really blows my mind.

Ryan:  Do you get any sort of statistics on where people are listening to the podcast?  Did you know that you would get a good response in those specific countries?

Scott:  Yeah, mainly the statistics show that the biggest listenership is from inside my house, I noticed.   But we get some – and I’d been hearing for years “Come out to Australia.”  Little did I know that’s because they don’t have anything there and they’re just begging people to come out and see them.  It’s so far away from everything.  I knew there was demand, but certainly not this much demand.

Ryan:  Well, as the parent of a 15-month-old, I know the only thing from Australia is The Wiggles, so I’m sure they just wanted something besides colorful kids musical characters.

Scott:  That’s a weird way for you to brag about having sex once.

Ryan:  Thank you!  Now, Scott, as you’re heading into the final season – I know a huge goal of all the comedians we talk to is to get validation from one particular website.  Was there ever any point where you specifically tailored a joke so they’d write about it on AV Club?

Scott:  You know what?  They’re back to writing about the show, I heard, so I’m very happy about that.  They discontinued their reviews, and they’re back for writing about the 10 episodes.   I don’t think that we ever did a joke about the AV Club.  I mean, we’ve done jokes about the stupidest things that no one would even know what we’re talking about, but I can’t believe we never did one about the AV Club.

Ryan:  Finally, Scott, since it says here you’re “quickly rising to the top as a creator, producer, host and writer in the world of comedy,” I’m assuming you have other projects going on.   Is there anything else you’d like to plug?

Scott:  It’s interesting, because that biography you’re reading was written about five years ago, and I still have not reached the top, so it can’t be that quick, can it?   I do have a top-secret project that’s coming out in February, and I don’t know if it’s ever going to be announced or if it’s just going to show up and people are just going to look at it and say, “What is that?  I have no idea what this is.”  So I’m excited for people to see it at the beginning of February, that’s all I can say.

Ryan:  Comedy! Bang! Bang! returns tomorrow night at 10 Central on IFC with your host and our guest, Scott Aukerman.  Scott, it’s always a pleasure.  Come back when you have something new you’d like to announce, and thanks for calling in today.

Scott:  Ryan, I appreciate it.  This is the last time we’ll ever speak.

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Scott Aukerman on Season 5 of Comedy Bang! Bang!

 

Scott Aukerman remains our #1 favorite guest of all of our all-time favorite guests, and we had a fun chat about Season 5 of Comedy Bang! Bang!, which premieres with back-to-back episodes tonight at 11/10c on IFC.  Scott discussed what we’ll see tonight (and on every subsequent episode this season — the interview got rather lengthy), shared some memories of the CBB Podcast World Tour (traveling together on individual Partridge Family buses), and opened up about his working relationship with his new bandleader Weird Al Yankovic (Scott may or may not have said that Al is “an inveterate liar” who “can’t tell the truth”).  Listen for the shocking details!

 

Weird Al Yankovic

It’s always fun to chat with Weird Al, and this time we had a lively discussion about The Mandatory World Tour 2016, his new role as bandleader on Comedy Bang Bang, and what really goes on at a “meet and greet” event.

Scott Aukerman on the Comedy Bang! Bang! Season Finale

It’s no secret we’re huge fans of Comedy Bang! Bang! here at The Big Wakeup Call, as evidenced by Scott Aukerman making his 5th appearance on our program.  We chatted with Scott about what we’ll see on tomorrow night’s season 4 finale with Josh Groban (11/10c on IFC), last week’s surprise return of original bandleader Reggie Watts, and whether we may see a Comedy Bang! Bang! soundtrack album.